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Блог Алиева Рауфа

О жизни и о себе


Что она ртом вытворяет, а!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhYumfPeF5w
Что она ртом вытворяет, а!

Что-то вспомнилось,…
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Что-то вспомнилось, рассказ из шести слов, приписывается Хемингуэю. Просто шедевр.



For sale: baby shoes. Never worn.



(Продаются пинетки. Не пригодились)



Проводится много конкурсов six word stories, пытался найти что-то столь же интересное — не удается. Вот победители прошлых лет:



Jon Scott Kendrick

"Biographer wanted: short life, long story."



John Quirk

"High heeled, glancing backward, she sashayed



Ami Hendrickson

No taxidermist loved his daughter more



Dan Powell

His Russian bride hid others inside.



http://samogo.net/articles.php?id=5211



Cool joke about being fair... being dumb.. and…
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Cool joke about being fair... being dumb.. and being a woman.. at the same time

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Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, " I clocked you at 80 mph. sir."



The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."



Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."



As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"



The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."



As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."



The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your set belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."



The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."



The wife says," Now dear you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."



And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"



The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"



"Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."



Вот всем хорош скраббл,…
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1015211822…
Вот всем хорош скраббл, кроме нечетких правил. Почему нельзя получить один раз 30 очков за слово "замóк", а потом еще 10 очков за слово "зáмок"! Ведь формально же по-правилам?



Кстати, а как немцы в скраббл играют? Какое-нибудь Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher подходит? Кстати, отличная штука этот айршальнзольбрюхштелленферурзахер, посмотрите: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQL-9yYR3AM (Немецкий вообще на такие штуки богат, так как там при образовании сложных слов слепляются простые, вот что первое попалось еще - Schwangerschaftsverhuttungsmittel)